Dr. Archie Morris, M.D.

RP Love Meme

2009-02-19T06:50:48Z

RP LOVE MEME

CROSS-POSTED LIEK WHOA.

a_morris_md @ 2009-02-12T23:16:00

2009-02-13T05:17:12Z

I have to work Saturday. You suck, Banfield.

MEME

2009-01-06T04:43:46Z

♥ the fanficcers love meme, continued ♥

a_morris_md @ 2008-12-07T02:33:00

2008-12-07T02:33:23Z

The Fandom Appreciation Meme: My Thread

a_morris_md @ 2008-10-30T22:54:00

2008-10-31T03:55:08Z

Can you believe I've got Halloween off? Hallelujah! No loonies for Archie this year!

Al: emergency costume shopping. Now. We are so going out.

Stolen from abbytude

2008-10-28T14:20:31Z

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
He needs to lay off the crack.

2. Do you trust all of your friends?
Of course.

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
Why wouldn't I?

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
I think so. I hope so.

5. Can you make a pound/dollar in change right now?
I think there's that much in the bowl on the kitchen counter?

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
All the ones that are doctors? Already are.

7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
I was, until I did.

8.How many cars are on your drive?
Nada. Mine's in a parking lot.

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Always.

10. What's your most favorite scar?
I've got one on my shin where I tripped over this busted-up chair in my high school band room and got a huge gash off an exposed piece of metal. Those were good days.

11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
Coming home from Portland a while back.

12. What did the last text message you sent say and who to?
Al. Told her to come down and get some coffee with me.

13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Seriously? Eyes and smile. Used to be tits and ass but that got kind of old.

14. Fill in the blank. I love:
Beer.

15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Get a house. That would be awesome.

16. Do you ever disobey your parents?
I wish I had.

17. How many kids do you want to have?
As many as Al wants to have. Which I hope is a lot.

18. Would you make a good parent?
I want to be.

19. Where was your default picture taken?
County, where else.

20. Whats your middle name?
Not telling.

21. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
Hitting the sack and stealing the warm spot on the bed from Al and staying there for about a week.

22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Being so stupid when I was a resident, maybe. There's a lot I would change.

23. Who was or will be the maid of honour/ best man at your wedding?
Al's man-eating best friend Joey, and Greg Pratt.

24. What are you wearing right now?
Undershirt and boxer shorts.

25. Righty or Lefty?
Righty.

26. Best place to eat?
Ike's after a long shift or this Italian place that's Al's favorite.

27. Favourite jeans?
These expensive ones that I've got nice and broken in.

28. Favourite animal?
I love all animals!

29. Favourite juice?
Uh, orange juice?

30. Have you had the chicken pox?
Yes.

31. Have you had a sore throat?
Who hasn't?

32. Ever had a bar fight?
Sort of.

33. Who knows you the best?
Al.

34. Shoe size?
10

35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Nope.

36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
You can't fight with a goldfish.

37. Been to Mexico?
Nope.

38. Did you buy something today?
Yeah, a lot of coffee from Jumbo Mart because I don't think the break room pot has been washed for like a week. And some plastic hospital cafeteria food.

39. Did you get sick today?
Just tired.

40. Do you miss someone today?
Yes.

41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
Yeah, we had a frequent flier come in today and I had to toss him out. He wasn't happy about it.

42. When is the last time you had a massage?
Professional or amateur?

43. Last person to lay in your bed?
Al's in it right now.

44. Last person to see you cry?
Al.

45. Who made you cry?
Greg.

46. What was the last TV show you watched?
The news.

47. What are your plans for the weekend?
Sleeping, sleeping, and sleeping.

48. Who do you think will repost this?
Probably Al.

49. Who was the last person you hung out with?
Does mentoring an intern all shift long count as hanging out with them?

50. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
Too late!

a_morris_md @ 2008-09-29T16:58:00

2008-09-29T21:58:38Z

I'm so sorry, Greg. I am so, so sorry.

a_morris_md @ 2008-09-15T14:09:00

2008-09-15T19:09:59Z

Pass a Secret Note ✘ Meme

Finally!

2008-09-03T23:38:49Z

About time Joey got a destructive force of nature named after her!

I FEEL VALIDATED

2008-06-09T04:20:27Z

Wow. I thought everyone hated me.

YOURS TRULY GETS A NOMINATION AT THE SUMMER 2008 TAMMY AWARDS FOR TELEVISION - MEDICAL: BEST WRITING/PORTRAYAL OF A SUPPORTING CHARACTER (MALE)

See? Someone besides my wife loves me! Tell me who you are so I can buy you a round.

[ooc: Honestly? I'm shocked! I haven't played this guy in forever, not because I don't love him, but because I don't really feel like I have anywhere to play him. Whoever remembered him, thank you!]

Christmas kissing meme!

2007-12-14T03:09:03Z

Stolen from everyone and their dogs:

Two ways to play:

Request kisses from Morris.
If you'd like a kiss from Morris just comment here and let him know. He'll reply to your comment with a drabble of sorts that involves the kiss, or put up a thread to get that kiss on it's way. Or if you'd like a bit more control over the situation just start your own post and mark the entry locked to Morris, and leave me a comment here letting me know where the thread is and the Morris'll be there!

Offer kisses to Others.
If you're feeling particularly bold or adventurous, post the picture in your journal, note that it's open to all, and let people ask for kisses from you. Give them at least a sentence or two in response, though--none of this "*kiss*" nonsense, that's no fun.

ROTM 1.78 MUN PROMPT

2007-11-08T06:35:23Z

Name of Muse: Archie Morris
Fandom/Type of Muse: ER/Canon
Link to muse profile page: http://a_morris_md.livejournal.com/profile
Mun name, nickname or handle: Allison
Best way to get a message to the mun: E-mail, info in the profile
Do you use AIM or any other IM? AIM - username Freyalise
One hundred words about the muse that everyone should know:

Archie Morris is currently an emergency room attending at Cook County General Hospital in Chicago, Illinois. He was formerly chief resident, after transferring from Florida as an R2. When he first arrived, he was the obnoxious slacker from hell, but his attitudes slowly began to change after narrowly missing being present in the ambulance bay when a helicopter crashed into it (yes, that really happened). Now he tries to be the best doctor he can be, and is particularly good with child patients. (Some people might say this is because he’s still a child himself.)

I deviate from canon with this muse in that he is married to another muse of mine, Allison Chapman, and I usually alter current canon events to fit that fact accordingly.

Prompt only, or available to roleplay? Prompt and roleplay
Posting tag: (when given) ER: Archie Morris
Link to memories or tag page showing RotM posts: None yet cause I am a LAZY SLOTH

[Private Post]

2007-10-19T07:49:49Z

I did not like going to my old man's funeral. Yeah, Al was right that I needed to go, and maybe I'm sort of glad I did, or I will be glad, one day, but... right then and there, it sucked.

Going and knowing the old bastard didn't even have the courtesy to let me know he was sick was suck factor number one. My cousin Johnny handled all the arrangements and his mom hosted the post-viewing buffet get-together thing. I didn't even bother getting in the lineup to accept condolences. I felt like a freaking gatecrasher at my own dad's funeral.

Then there was that get-together, which was such factor number two. Something like two dozen extended Morris clan members crammed into one house, all of them trying to outbrag everyone else, which is par for the course at these kind of things. I didn't feel much like bragging. Al and I sat on a couch in Aunt Maureen's formal living room with our food and listened to all the others blow hot hair for three hours.

The actual funeral service was suck factor number three. This pastor I'd never met said a bunch of crap about what a good upstanding guy my old man was, what a great member of the community, what a dedicated father (suck it up and bear it, Archie), what an inspiring individual. I think I cracked Al's knuckles trying not to throw up.

I didn't go to the burial site. Couldn't take any more of hearing him laugh at me, even through his casket. Haha Archie, you loser, you waste of money and time, you shame on the family name.

Maybe it will be nice to concentrate on the boards without wondering what insult he'd come up with this time.

a_morris_md @ 2007-10-19T02:23:00

2007-10-19T07:29:41Z

Abby, Dr. D, I'm glad Lily's okay and it was just a nasty bump on the head. Superficial head lacs just bleed a hell of a lot sometimes and make it looks worse than it really is and, yeah, you guys know that already. Anyway. I really am glad everything's cool.

Oh, and I meant what I said, Abby. You can always count on us. Us ER people, we're a team. No, wait, we're more like a family. I like that better. (Does that make Frank the grouchy uncle everyone always tries to avoid?)

a_morris_md @ 2007-10-12T03:29:00

2007-10-12T08:30:24Z

Thanks, Abby.

a_morris_md @ 2007-10-07T17:39:00

2007-10-07T22:40:43Z

Have I mentioned that I really hate Moretti? The guy is made of stone.

And hey, Pratt, thanks for the double date invite. That was some awesome chocolate cake. You should get Betina to send the recipe to Al.

a_morris_md @ 2007-09-29T14:37:00

2007-09-29T19:39:57Z

Dr. Moretti needs to DIAF. Even though he did call Gates up on his bullcrap.

a_morris_md @ 2007-02-28T19:01:00

2007-03-01T01:02:29Z

Sitting at a computer together laughing at people is an awesome way to get in some marital quality time.

a_morris_md @ 2007-02-23T19:08:00

2007-02-24T01:10:23Z

Hey, Pratt--thanks for talking to that guy for me. Sucks how it turned out, but we helped him, right? I know I can always count on you. Just remember it goes both ways, buddy.

Hope, lemme know when you want to collect on that dinner offer, okay?

a_morris_md @ 2006-12-02T01:56:00

2006-12-02T06:56:45Z

Hey, everyone hates that jackass surgical resident, Crenshaw, right? Well you can all congratulate me because I have knocked that twerp off his high horse. That's right, ol' Archie Morris put Mister I'm-Better-Than-You in his place.

We had this guy come into the ER with an ice pick jammed in his ear. He was perfectly fine, by some miracle he missed every vital part on the way in but someone had to deal with it, right? Psych didn't want him, ENT didn't want him, neurosurgery and surgery said no. That left four emergency room docs and one surgical intern (why was she even down there anyway?) to handle things. I decided we could pull it out ourselves, all nice and careful, and then admit the guy for antibiotics. Good publishing case. Hope said she'd do it. Only, the handle came off the pick. Pick was still in the guy's ear. Surgery had to come in after all.

So Hope and I went upstairs to make sure the guy pulled through okay, and guess who was handling the case? Dr. Crenshit. He treated the two of us like a pair of first-graders who didn't know right from left, I don't even remember half the crap coming out of his mouth but the basic point was that we had no brains between our ears. And then called me a halfwit leading Hope the dimwit. And I'm sorry, but I wasn't going to take that from him. Not when he's just like every pathetic bully who ever ragged on me and chased me up trees and stole my lunch money and sent me home with black eyes. Not when every doctor in the ER busts their ass for their patients. We don't do what we do every day just to get belittled by some jumped-up bald midget on a power trip. So yeah, I wailed on him. I told him everyone hates him, and I didn't know what happened to him to make him such a sad individual, although I do maybe but that's not the point. My childhood was a living hell but I turned out okay, didn't I?

He totally tried to make a smooth getaway but he dropped his files when he turned to stomp off. Yeah, I hit a nerve alright. Maybe next time he'll think twice before slamming on us ER docs.

And then Hope said she could have kissed me, which was a little weird. But hey, no worries, I got in a slam on that creep and I feel great.

a_morris_md @ 2006-10-06T00:19:00

2006-10-06T05:40:34Z

First day back at work! Took a drive beforehand in my new BMW (bye-bye Porsche) with the top down, singing my lungs out--what a great way to get the day started. Unfortunately I ended up being a little late because I was having too much fun. And when I did finally get to County--bam! Raving lunatic on a gurney who kept trying to run for it. So I got to play bouncer and try to restrain him while we rolled him in. Just another normal day in the ER. Damn, I love that place.

Greg, I hear you had it out with one of the new interns. Sucks, man.

Speaking of new interns. There's this one chick, real looker (Al hit me for that, come on, what's wrong with a little appreciation?), but I think she's a total Jesus freak. It's a little creepy. I heard she was praying over a patient in a trauma. How did she make it out of med school?

Also Neela and I had a short visit with Abby and baby Lily. She is such a cute little girl! Even though she kinda looks more like Dubenko.

a_morris_md @ 2006-09-29T11:34:00

2006-09-29T17:20:51Z

Archie Morris is back in the game!

I love you, Greg, you know that, right?

Went back to County to eat my humble pie and ask my for job back. Weaver was no help at all because she quit ER chief (what?) and Kovac totally brushed me off. Wouldn't return my calls. But Pratt--I seriously love you man--talked to Kovac for me and he offered me the job. Oh my God I am deliriously happy. I'm back where I belong, doing what I was meant to do! No more corporate ass-kissing for Archie Morris, no sir, those days are over.

Greg, you have to let me buy you a beer sometime.

a_morris_md @ 2006-09-22T00:00:00

2006-09-22T05:19:19Z

I got to thinking about Jerry tonight, my pal from County who almost died back in May when there was a shootout at the ER. Damn, what a day. I was scared to death for him but thank God I didn't freeze up like I did when Al was brought in with a hole in her shoulder. Maybe that was why I didn't freeze up. I'd already seen someone I cared for hurt on a gurney, so I could handle it better that time around. Nope, no freezing up for me, I was totally on top of my game. I helped get Jerry in the trauma room and I made a call that helped save his life. Not just any life, my friend's life. It was like a high point for me. (Though when I got home hours later I think I wanted to throw up. Stupid adrenaline high.)

I never stopped thinking about it the whole time I was working for Ladokern, hawking those drugs. I kept thinking, what am I doing here? I'm not helping anyone. This isn't what I was really meant to do. But I was making good money so I stayed on for a while. Then I thought, money is what my old man is about, and I don't want to be anything like him. I want to be back helping to save lives. Not to mention all the traveling and staying in fancy hotels wasn't what it was cracked up to be.

So I quit Ladokern last week, and this week Al and I are visiting friends, and next week I'm marching back to County to get my job back. Well, not chief resident. I'll be an attending now. Imagine that, Archie Morris, an actual ER attending. Bet none of my fellow med school students thought that'd ever happen.

OOC: Spoiler notes

2006-09-22T04:59:28Z

Taking a leaf from the rest of my RP group:

The new season of 'ER' has started, and since I am as fully spoiled as one can get for the upcoming episodes, there are chances I may be using tidbits of them in my journal entries. I won't post warnings and I won't be LJ-cutting. Take it or leave it. :)

a_morris_md @ 2006-09-13T01:13:00

2006-09-13T06:12:12Z

Al made me fill this out.

Leo Man

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Heterosexual

Leo's favorite flavor, hands down, is vanilla. He prides himself, in fact, on having few to no so called perversions, looking to appeal on that very premise to women as a righteous Cat. Most often, it is the woman who must take the driver's seat upon entertaining, shall we say, sophisticated sexual territory. If anything, he may have an inclination toward dominance role play, with his partner in the submissive position; when this sadistic streak excist, it is a flagant exaggeration of Leo's inborn superiority complex – he believes himself justified in ruling, with a firm hand, even the one he most loves and cherishes. However, in most cases, Leo man simply doesn't have a kinky bone in his body. The Lion is nothing if not inrensely passionate. When he reveals his emotions to the “right” woman, he'll do so utterly; thankfully, this manifests as marathon lovemaking sessions distinguished by playful hours spent kissing, spooning, holding, and heatedly rolling around. However, no matter have rough and tumble a romp becomes, sex must always be taken slowly, if not outright lazily. For him, the bedroom is a sacret space, and regular sex with a steady mate is as revered in his mind as would be, for the rest of us, a sweet but fleeting tryst from our past. He expects it often – with one full day of sex on the weekend, if lifestyle allows- and boasts the ability to maintain a hard-on long after most men would have withered. Playing with his testicles, especially by running ones fingernails across them, albeit lightly, during intercourse is a surefire way to have him, well, by the balls. Other key erogenous zones are his chest area, in general, and his back.

Straight turn-ons: Dark skin, long, raven hair, sloe eyes, ethnicity, innocense, vanilla, massage, touching, fondling, groping, passionate kissing, hugging, spooning, cuddling, natural beauty, missionary position, scratching, biting, fresh scents, sex outdoors, (active) lite b+d, (passive) worship, (passive) oral, dancing, striptease, schoolgirls, cheerleaders, begging, groveling, ball play, (passive) analingus

Homosexual

Gay Leo is far and away more out and proud than most of his homosexual friends; pride is a more prominent virtue (or vice) for the gay Leo man than it will ever be for the straight one. In thruth, he really is one of the more straight appearing and –acting men on the wheel, as if naturally dispelling the notion that gay men are any different from straight men. Looking “straight” also serves another purpose: It attracts female friends, who make up the greater part of his adoring fan base. Most of his male friends are straight, and they, too, are subject to his domination, being typically weedier and whimper pussy-whipped fellows in whose precense the Leo will feel a natural superiority. In most cases Leo man selects a lover who seems “out of character” to those who know him best, or so it would appear. Gay Leo seems to enjoy slumming it in search of some “lost” male orphan whom he can adopt and have benefit from his natural fatherly energy. Not to say that Leo goes for younger guys; in fact, he has a penchant for men just his own age. Leo is a most jealous man with, hands down, the hottest temper of any man in the zodiac, and he takes “cheating” as a crime against nature, God, and along such lines himself. When it comes to nuts and bolts sexual behaviour, then, thresomes seem distinctly out of the question. He believes his lovemaking is so authentic and quintessentially passionate that he wishes (secretly or otherwise) to share the world. He makes love in a nearly soap-operatic fashion, his “favorite things” being somewhat soft core in sensibility: Deep kissing and body contact typically top the list, along with massage and mutual masturbation. Though he will use his mouth sensually over his lover's body, he's not particulary oral per se. Ironically, when it comes to any anal penetration, he will sooner adopt the passive pose, as if to say he's the one being done and not doing for.

Gay turn-ons: Younger men, asians, submissives, twinks, lifeguards, speedos, farmboys, rentboys, guidos, denims, t-shirts, cowboy boots, smooth bodies, swimmers builds, mind control, (passive) oral, (active) tea-bagging, buttockry, frottage, bearcups, transsexual, muscular backs, lats, sport kit, jockstraps, wrestling, locker rooms, exhibitionism, adulation, hygiene, (active) nipple play, father role-play, animal noises, monogamy

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Sex
You scored higher than 99% on Starsign

Link: The Sextrology Test written by KamikazeParrot on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Marathon sessions, that's right...